Deliciously Butting Receptacle - Wacky Tobacky

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After washing his tattoo Uno walks with firm steps into his office, and when he sits at his desk, he feels a wet and cold feeling between his legs. He looks down and discovers that his pants are wet so it looks as if he might have wetted himself. The water must have splashed when he washed. Didn't he just meet his boss? What if she saw the stain! Why didn't he look at her? He was so resolute to make it back from lunch. There he's sitting now, trying in vain to pull at his wet my pants so they won't touch the skin.